Friday, November 21, 2008

EXAM FUN



Life should never be taken seriously , even in the most trying times one must find ways to amuse himself , here are some pictures which shows even if you dont know the answer , there is no reason why you should not attempt the question
















































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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Fuel has become really expensive!!!

When you fill up car's fuel tank, you think that fuel has become really expensive after the recent price hike.
Let's compared it with other common liquids and do some quick calculations and you will feel a little better To know why,
see the results below you'll be surprised at how outrageous some other prices are:
Diesel (regular) : Rs.65 per liter

Petrol (speed) : Rs.86 per liter

Coca Cola 330 ml can : Rs.20 = Rs.61 per liter

Dettol antiseptic 100 ml : Rs.20 = Rs.200 per liter

Radiator coolant 500 ml : Rs.160 = Rs.320 per liter

Pantene conditioner 400 ml : Rs.165 = Rs.413 per liter

Medicinal Mouthwash like Listerine 100 ml : Rs.45 = Rs.450 per liter

Red Bull 150 ml can : Rs.75 = Rs.500 per liter

Corex cough syrup 100 ml : Rs.57 = Rs.570 per liter

Kores whiteout 15 ml : Rs.15 = Rs. 1,000 per liter

Cup of coffee at any decent business hotel 100 ml for : Rs. 50 = Rs. 500 per liter

Old Spice after shave lotion 100 ml : Rs. 175 = Rs. 1750 per litre

Pure almond oil 25 ml : Rs. 68 = Rs.2,720 per liter
And this is the REAL KICKER...

HP DeskJet colour ink cartridge 21 ml : Rs.1,900 = Rs.90,476 per liter!!!

Now you know why computer printers are so cheap? So they have you hooked for the ink!

So, the next time you're at the pump, don't curse anyone just be glad your car doesn't run on cough syrup, after shave, coffee, or God forbid, Printer ink!
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Thursday, November 13, 2008

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Some people can really think !



Dinosauroid-like Alien Reptiles are dominating the World
Christine Fitzgerald, a confidante of Diana, Princess of Wales, claims that Diana told her that the Royal Family were Reptilian aliens, and that they could shape shift.
David Icke's --BBC reporter-- claims that humanity is actually under the control of dinosauroid-like alien reptiles who must consume human blood to maintain their human appearance.
"Evidence" goes from Sumerian tablets describing the "Anunnaki" (which he translates as "those who from heaven to earth came"), to the serpent in the Biblical Garden of Eden, to child abuse, fluoridation, and the genealogical connections between the Bush family and the House of Windsor.
Icke theorizes that the reptilians came here from the constellation Draco. Like most conspiracy theories, falsification of Icke's hypotheses is nearly impossible, but Icke continues to sell books and give speaking engagements based on concepts ranging from the New Age to his political opinions.


Apollo 11 Moon Landings were faked by NASA
Proponents of the Apollo moon landing hoax accusations allege that the Apollo Moon Landings never took place, and were faked by NASA with possible CIA support. Enthusiasts of this theory claim that:

• The astronauts could not have survived the trip because of exposure to radiation
• The photos were altered: the Crosshairs on some photos appear to be behind objects, rather than in front of them where they should be
• The quality of the photographs is implausibly high.
• There are no stars in any of the photos, and astronauts never report seeing any stars from the capsule windows.
• Identical backgrounds in photos that are listed as taken miles apart.
• The moon's surface during the daytime is so hot that camera film would have melted.
• No blast crater appeared from the landing
• The launch rocket produced no visible flame.
• The flag placed on the surface by the astronauts flapped despite there being no wind on the Moon.


September 11 was orchestrated by the U. S. government
A number of urban myths, alternative hypotheses and conspiracy theories have been formulated to explain the events of September 11th:

• The U.S., Israel or Iraq government orchestrated the attacks themselves.
• The Twin Towers fell straight down, at close to free-fall speed. This is a similar characteristic of a controlled demolition. The dust cloud and its make up are considered un-characteristic of a gravity-driven collapse.
• It is often pointed out that no steel building before or since the 9-11 attack has collapsed as the result of fire.
• The rubble of the Twin Towers smoldered for weeks after the collapse. This claim is meant to point out that steel could only have smoldered as a result of pre-placed explosives.
• Some consider photographic evidence of the plane lying on the grounds of the Pentagon to be ambiguous and unconvincing, citing a visual lack of burnt metal, human remains, passenger's luggage or seats.
• The Pentagon was struck in a newly renovated, reinforced section. Some speculate this location, the west side of the complex, to be indicative of government involvement, noting it as an attempt to reduce casualties.
• Flight 77 was able to fly in the direction of the DC and Pentagon area for approximately 40 minutes without interception. This is thought to be unusual given the Pentagon's close proximity to Andrews Air Force Base.
• There are claims that anti-missile batteries at the Pentagon should have intercepted Flight 77.
• The FBI confiscated a video, which may have captured the impact, from a nearby gas station attended by Jose Velasquez. This video has not yet been released.


Barcodes are really intended to Control people
Some conspiracy theorists have proposed that barcodes are really intended to serve as means of control by a putative world government, or that they are Satanic in intent.
Mary Stewart Relfe claims in "The New Money System 666" that barcodes secretly encode the number 666 - the Biblical "Number of the Beast".
This theory has been adopted by other fringe figures such as the "oracle" Sollog, who refuses to label any of his books with barcodes on the grounds that "any type of computer numbering systems MANDATED by any government or business is part of the PROPHECY of the BEAST controlling you."


Charlemagne never existed, is a fictional character
Phantom time hypothesis is a theory developed by Heribert Illig which suggests that the Early Middle Ages (614–911 CE) never occurred, meaning that all artifacts attributed to this time period were from other times, and all historical figures were outright fabrications.
One consequence of Illig's hypothesis is that Charlemagne never existed but is a fictional character. The vast majority of historians believe this theory to be complete fiction, as all cited evidence can be considered circumstantial.


The Truth is out there, on Area 51
The secretive nature of Area 51 and undoubted connection to classified aircraft research, together with reports of unusual phenomena, have led Area 51 to become a centerpiece of modern UFO and conspiracy theory folklore. Some of the unconventional activities claimed to be underway at Area 51 include:
• The storage, examination, and reverse engineering of crashed alien spacecraft (including material supposedly recovered at Roswell), the study of their occupants (living and dead), and the manufacture of aircraft based on alien technology.
• Meetings or joint undertakings with extraterrestrials.
• The development of exotic energy weapons (for SDI applications or otherwise) or means of weather control.
• Activities related to a supposed shadowy world government.

Microsoft sends messages on Wingdings Font
The Wingdings Font included with Windows has a history of controversy. In 1992, only days after the release of Windows 3.1, it was discovered that the character sequence "NYC" in Wingdings was rendered as Skull and crossbones symbol, Star of David, and thumbs up gesture. This could be interpreted as a message of approval of killing Jews, especially those from New York City.
Microsoft strongly denied this was intentional, and insisted that the final arrangement of the glyphs in the font was largely random. Various other combinations of Wingings characters are alleged to have special significance by conspiracy theorists, but these results are likely purely coincidental.



U.S. military caused the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami
Popular Arab news services claim the U.S. and Indian militaries deliberately caused the Indian Ocean tsunamis with electromagnetic pulse technology.

Another type of theory bases its claims on oil and gas interests. Others also reason that the technology is at least feasible if not highly probable since research into such technology has been conducted by the military as far back as World War II.

The Nazis had a Moon Base
Esoteric Hitlerists and conspiracy theorists interested in Nazi mysticism and World War II have speculated that the Germans landed on the Moon as early as 1942.
According to other theories it is believed that the Nazis had made contact with 'half a dozen' alien races, including the malevolent Reptilians.


Kentucky Fried Chicken makes black men impotent
It is sometimes claimed that the Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise is owned by the Ku Klux Klan, and the chicken is laced with a drug that makes only black men impotent.

Ironically, the KFC franchise is actually owned by an African-American.
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Friday, October 31, 2008

A WORD OF NO MEANING

“Democracy means simply the bludgeoning
of the people by the people for the people.”

The best way to describe democracy is by quoting an excerpt from Hitler’s speech delivered in Munich in 1922


“THE RIGHT HAS FURTHER COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN THAT DEMOCRACY IS FUNDAMENTALLY NOT GERMAN: IT IS JEWISH”

In the same way democracy is not Islamic but Jewish. So whoever talks about Democracy, either is a fool or an enemy of the establishment


Pakistan today is a weak force but it is still a force and a well-organized group can conquer a strong enemy. If we stick close together and keep bringing in new people, we will be victorious.


But can we be a force we are not Pakistani or Pakistan anymore but Punjabi Sindhi, Baluchi and pathans and so on. So if any Pakistani left in this country, will have to fight them first and then the outside people.


We can never unite in the name of country, so can we unite in the name of religion, never! too many sects.

Democracy is said to be the form of government in which the supreme power is vested in the people and exercised by them or their elected agents; a state having such a form of government; in a restricted sense, a state in which the supreme power is vested in the people and exercised directly by them rather than by their elected representatives; a state of society characterized by nominal equality of rights and privileges; political or social equality; democratic spirit; the common people of a community as distinguished from any privileged class; the common people with respect to their political power




Now with so many different people with so many different beliefs, can there be democracy, hell no! Democracy is nothing but a bull shit word, Should Pakistani people be allowed to vote and bring in their representative, well if we want a horny President like Zaradri again who likes to hit on any two penny piece of ass that he can find then why the hell not, in the next election make the pimp of heera mundi our president.






But there are still and always been great minds present in the Great Islamic Republic of Pakistan, all they have to do is believe in this piece of land and work hard for it and good things will happen for them and for this country too.

At the end I would like to present some quotes to show what the greatest leader in the world wanted for us and for this country

“We should have a State in which we could live and breathe as free men and which we could develop according to our own lights and culture and where principles of Islamic social justice could find free play.”
Address to Civil, Naval, Military and Air Force Officers of Pakistan Government, Karachi
October 11, 1947

“We must work our destiny in our own way and present to the world an economic system based on true Islamic concept of equality of manhood and social justice. We will thereby be fulfilling our mission as Muslims and giving to humanity the message of peace which alone can save it and secure the welfare, happiness and prosperity of mankind”
Speech at the opening ceremony of State Bank of Pakistan, Karachi
July 1, 1948
God Bless.
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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

BILAUNWAN



Today is a sad day like the many sad days we are witnessing in Pakistan. An earthquake has hit Pakistan, injuring and killing hundreds and making many homeless. Hope the people that have set up tents and relief funds for them use them the right way and the money is delivered to its rightful owner. Pakistan is a victim of domestic, international attack and now nature also has started a war on terror on the most beautiful and the most richest country in the world, I don’t say this because I am a patriot or I love my country I simply know, those who know the geographical importance and know about the real wealth found n our country would too agree with me. Anyways this is the way the world works like a retarded person trying to win a spelling bee, people die because of no reasons, people hate each other because of no reason and at the end of the day end up destroying themselves, what ever are left are killed by nature, maybe this is what had happened In the time of the dinosaurs, maybe they were smart like us, they too had built civilizations and then became jealous and greedy and invaded others and killed them, maybe this is how they became extinct. But who gives a shit about where the world is going, the end of the world has to come and people will die because of no reason, innocent people always have to suffer for the deeds of other, may be it is these people that God hate the most because they always are complaining, how the world has been unfair to them but never try to change the world, they simply accept the system like a two dollar whore and are sad and miserable but they never try.


The world is all geared up for a third world war and after this war a new power will emerge, lets see to whom goes the prize of being the dictator and who becomes the victim of the holocaust .







Also Cow milk is better then camel milk and Samsung mobiles are much reliable then nokia and much cheaper too.




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Sunday, September 21, 2008

Boring day in a Boring life


People of Pakistan, Sweet angry people of Pakistan don’t you realize what is going on; well I don’t do either so let’s do what we love to do DONT GIVE A SHIT or try a different or maybe a more successful approach and START CARING
This is the image I found when I googled Pakistan, surely we are not a hub of terrorist but a victim of terrorism and surely Pakistan wasn’t built to serve such a purpose but this is what the world thinks of us and we day by day make this image appear bolder and bolder.
Anyways look at what is becoming of this country, American slaves we are proudly but where did the hell we gather so much kachra (garbage) from all around the world in the form of so called Taliban that are shattering the very foundations of this country. We are a nuclear power we say proudly but what is the faida (gain) when we can’t fight alqaeda, ISI is like the MI-6 of the third world but has done nothing to stop some of the most gruesome attacks on our country. It may seem rather poetic but without this country we are nothing, our values are nothing our faith is nothing. We always blame our politician but come to think of it, none of the politician in the 50 years that Pakistan has survived was loyal except the first batch of 1947 of course , they were are a different breed put together, never compromised their morals and were ready to take and have taken bullets for this country, so the problem is not with the corrupt politicians but it is with us, we take normal things for granted and do not follow rules, always ready to cheat people , have our heart filled with greed and lust , we do wrong and then say there was nothing we could do , we cant fight the system , well surely the power of one is great , from ordinary people to great heroes to the Prophets who changed nations beliefs and destiny. If we at least try to do the right thing, doesn’t matter how hard it may seem and how unlikely the chances are of us succeeding, we try and believe in, that God will help us; after the ordeal is over we will surely feel good about ourselves.
We don’t need politicians we don’t need America to save us and the Taliban or the Alqaeda to Kill us we don’t need the world or IMF to help us We only need to clean our souls and hearts and surely the image of us would change our destiny would change and a whole lot of better things would come our way.
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